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Post by Admin on Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:05 pm

PLEASE NOTE: Not all of these jokes are mine, some jokes I got from an awesome website: www.ahajokes.com

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I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."

The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."

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A CAT'S DICTIONARY
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

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Two guys stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.

Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one guy says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

The other dude replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."

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A DOG'S DEFINITION OF THINGS
The Newspaper that I fetch everyday = a spanking
The bowls on the table, that look like my food bowls, aren't for me.
The magic box in the living room holds many other dogs captive on the Animal Planet channel.

5
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him."

With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop.

"There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch. "My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket.

"He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her husband.

"Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!"

The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"


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Post by B&L on Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:37 pm

lol!

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Post by ~Magic~ on Tue May 01, 2012 9:20 pm

xD good ones Admin!!! xDD

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Post by B&L on Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:03 pm

WHy did the skeleton NOT cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to!

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Post by Admin on Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:32 pm

Lol good one!

Hey did you hear what happened to Sara? She lost both her arms.

*knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Not Sara."

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Post by B&L on Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:50 am

knock knock
who"s there?
jess
jess who?
jess me and my shadow! Very Happy

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Post by B&L on Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:52 am

night time.......... DAY TIME!!! night time........... DAY TIME!!!!
"what are you doing?"
I'm playing night time day time, wanna play?
got that from my brother Very Happy

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Post by Admin on Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:02 am

B&L wrote:knock knock
who"s there?
jess
jess who?
jess me and my shadow! Very Happy

LOL you get bonus points for using my name. Very Happy xD
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You You You You You You
You You You You You You
You You You You You You
You You You You You You
You You You You You You
You You You You You You

I bet you didn't notice the 'Yoo' in there. Try to find it before reading the next line!
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And now I bet you're upset because there never really was a 'Yoo' in there. -u-

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